Not Ready for Granny Panties – Page 101 – Women at Play in the Middle Ages

Wait…What Did They Say? Hilarious Olympics Commentary!

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they wish they could take back:1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. Isaw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially [...]

Mary Fran Bontempo2018-10-30T09:50:20-04:00August 11th, 2012|2 Comments

Being A Kid Again

Chrysa SmithI like to think of myself as a realist: a romantic, but fairly realistic. And sometimes, you know, you just have to regress for mental health sake. So I'm putting it out there. Get out of adulthood for awhile, and be a kid again.Get out the hula hoop, the pink bike with the streamers or in my case, a Disney movie, and feel the exhilaration of being 30, 40, 50 years younger---at [...]

Mary Fran Bontempo2018-10-30T09:50:22-04:00August 10th, 2012|0 Comments

Where’s the Beef?

by Chrysa SmithWhoa! I know it's high in cholesterol, maybe loaded with some sort of cow hormones and maybe fat, but sometimes, you just need a good steak.Over the years, my favorite cuts have been Eye Round for a roast and Top Round for a London Broil. Of course, for just a slab of beef, I like my Filet and then, Ribeye is pretty tasty too. But except for my recent restaurant experiences, [...]

Mary Fran Bontempo2018-10-30T09:50:24-04:00August 9th, 2012|0 Comments

Not Ready For Granny Panties–The Book is Almost Here!

It's Almost Here!Not Ready For Granny Panties--The 11 Commandments for Avoiding Granny Pantiesby Mary Fran Bontempois coming soon!Get ready for a hilarious take on a new set of commandments designed to get you back to joy and fun while helping you to be your fabulous self.With advice such as "Thou Shalt Fuhgeddaboudit," "Thou Shalt Scare Thyself" and "Thou Shalt Not Wear Elastic-Waist Pants," you'll laugh aloud while remembering to make yourself a priority in your own life--at [...]

Mary Fran Bontempo2018-10-30T09:50:26-04:00August 8th, 2012|1 Comment

Finding My Olympic Sweet Spot

By: Mary Fran BontempoTo hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below.During the Olympics, for me, at least, it’s pointless to talk about much else. Never a sports fan, I devour the sports section in the newspaper and click on every article of Olympic coverage online, also staying up far past my bedtime to watch the ever-cool Bob Costas interview athletes and dissect the day’s events.Given my Olympic fever, [...]

Mary Fran Bontempo2018-10-30T09:50:29-04:00August 7th, 2012|0 Comments

Laughing @ Middle Age–An Olympic Cartoon by Pat Achilles

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Mary Fran Bontempo2018-10-30T09:50:32-04:00August 6th, 2012|0 Comments

Thanks to Olympic Moms–A Video for You!

Most of the Olympians we're seeing wouldn't be where they are without one very important person in their lives--their mothers. Thanks to P & G for this ad honoring Olympic moms! Enjoy!--Mary Fran

Mary Fran Bontempo2018-10-30T09:50:35-04:00August 5th, 2012|0 Comments