Posted by Mary Fran Bontempo
I’m on the hunt for a new handbag and it’s been an arduous search.
Here are my daughter Laura’s hilarious thoughts on other ways a purse might be useful!
Ode to a Handbag
If I Could Date a Handbag
No troubles I would have
Everything I’d need would be in that little bag
I could open it when I wanted, and spend all of its money
I’d never have to kiss it or even call it honey.
When I got sick and tired of the size or the color
I’d go straight to TJ Maxx and buy another lover.