By: Mary Fran BontempoHere are words I never thought I’d say:Last week, I became intimately acquainted with Matthew McConaughey’s butt cheeks and I am not happy about it.Don’t misunderstand. McConaughey has fine looking butt cheeks. In fact, so do all of the guys who bared their bums in Magic Mike, the film currently in theaters which chronicles the tale of a male stripper (an even finer looking Channing Tatum) who indoctrinates a young [...]
By: Mary Fran BontempoTo hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below.Breaking news! The remake of The Stepford Wives, starring Katie Holmes, has been suspended indefinitely.Production has been halted because Ms. Holmes has finally come to her senses and snapped out of a Tom Cruise coma after five and a half years of psychological imprisonment…er, marriage.Okay, before the Scientology minions start gathering at my door, it’s a joke. Kind [...]
If you don't laugh along with this video, get your funny bone checked!--Mary Fran
This is too funny! We should all have that amount of moxie. Way to go, Granny!
By: Mary Fran BontempoTo hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below.Just make sure you pay us first!“Where are they?”“I don’t know! I had one the other day but now I can’t find it!”“I can’t find mine either! What are we going to do?”“No one leaves this house until we find every one of them!”It’s not stacks of hundred dollar bills. Nor is it bags of precious gems that [...]
Oh, if only a simple taste of soda delighted all of us that much! Now, if that were a nice glass of pinot grigio, I might giggle and wave my hands around, too! Enjoy!--Mary Fran
By: Mary Fran Bontempo“I Wanna Hold Your Hand.” Just for a few minutes, as we take a quick tour of the 60’s and the most influential band of all time—The Beatles.Beatlemania Now is a full production stage show that takes its audience on a psychedelic time traveling trip through the decade when The Beatles ruled the airwaves, and the lives of their fans. With a background screen streaming images from the tumultuous 60’s, [...]
