A Saturday Laugh–I Owe my Mother….

I Owe My Mother ....1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother [...]

2018-10-30T09:51:20-04:00June 9th, 2012|0 Comments

Ducky Love

Today's column is by guest blogger, Laura Bontempo. (Yes, that Laura Bontempo!) Enjoy this funny revelation that "proves" we're much more like our animal counterparts than we admit!By: Laura BontempoToday, I went to the park on my lunch break, expecting nothing more than an hour away from my desk. What I got was a lesson in love.Armed with a book and a sweatshirt, I found a bench right by the fountain and plopped [...]

2018-10-30T09:51:20-04:00June 6th, 2012|1 Comment

A Case of Doggie Humiliation–and Diapers

By: Mary Fran BontempoTo hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below.Casey in her diaper. No, it's not too tight; she's just really fluffy.Take a look at the photo to the left.That would be my dog, Casey. And Casey is refusing to look at the camera because she’s humiliated.The debate over just how much animals feel and know remains constant, with all sides touting extremes ranging from they’re “dumb [...]

2018-10-30T09:51:20-04:00June 5th, 2012|1 Comment

Changing the Shape of Things

By: Mary Fran Bontempo   I actually feel sorry for them. And by "them," I mean the breasts attached to the young lady at left. The image is courtesy of Victoria's Secret and features a bra from their "Bombshell" collection, which promises to amp up your "girl" power by 2 cup sizes, apparently by contorting your boobs into unnatural, and by the look on the model's face, painful, positions. Now, I don't have [...]

2023-11-06T08:24:03-05:00June 4th, 2012|2 Comments

Relaxing at the Beach? Not So Fast!

By: Mary Fran BontempoTo hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below.It’s Memorial Day! The unofficial start of summer. Is everyone ready for the beach?I’m almost there. Got the sunblock, the beach chairs and the book. I just need to do a few more things before our little beach house is ready for the sun, the sand and the revolving door.Vacuum all rugs, furniture and beds. Wash eight sets [...]

2018-10-30T09:51:21-04:00May 29th, 2012|1 Comment
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