Notes from My Dogs

    by Chrysa Smith I have two poodles. Every time I go out, I wonder what happens at home. I'm not curious enough to install a camera, so I imagine their communication goes something like this: Where is she going again? She mumbled something about getting dog food. What's that? Beats me. I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. I'm tired. Me too. That couch looks good. Where is she? How long has she been [...]

2013-07-26T11:31:34-04:00July 25th, 2013|1 Comment

Another “Naked” Show for Your Viewing Pleasure

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. It happens every time I sit on the beach. Some flabby, half-naked person walks by, wearing an ill-fitting, totally inappropriate bathing suit with butt cheeks and arse cracks all hanging out (it's not just women, either) and all I can think is , "Yeah! Lemme see some more of that! Woooooo!" Um, NOT. But apparently, The [...]

2018-10-30T09:46:21-04:00July 16th, 2013|0 Comments

Google Glass–Clouding Vision with Glasses

By: Mary Fran Bontempo To hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below. I was in the fourth grade when I got the news. After months of squinting at the blackboard and whispering to the kids around me to ask what the teacher had written, my mother took me to the eye doctor. I needed glasses. Of course, I was horrified. Back then (I won't say just how far [...]

2018-10-30T09:46:26-04:00July 9th, 2013|0 Comments
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