About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

Ironing Out the Wrinkles of Growing Up

By: Mary Fran BontempoTo hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow below.“Hey, Mom, can you teach me how to iron my shirts?”As soon as my son posed the question, a chorus of angels and heavenly hosts burst into song, praising God and giving glory.Or maybe that was just me.As any mother knows, sons do not iron. We do not even want them to iron, as the likely result will [...]

2018-10-30T09:50:04-04:00August 21st, 2012|1 Comment

The Little Mermaid Has Plastic Surgery–Picture of the Week

Okay, can someone please sue these people? The Little Mermaid is my favorite Disney character and some plastic surgery center in Venezuela (no, I won't give them publicity by naming them) has altered Ariel's innocent, beautiful face and transformed her into an evil-looking version of her former self. (And yes, that's what a bad surgery job will do to you.)Come on, Disney legal-types, do something! This is a crime against nature and Disney-lovers everywhere!--Mary Fran

2018-10-30T09:50:10-04:00August 18th, 2012|2 Comments

TED–Ideas Worth Spreading

By: Mary Fran BontempoSo, have you heard about TED?No, not this summer's Mark Wahlberg/Seth McFarlane movie about a beer-swilling, skirt-chasing, live teddy bear. This TED has a far better pedigree.TED (Technology, Entertainment, Design), can be summed up like its three-initial title, by its three word tag line--Ideas Worth Spreading.At its founding in 1984, TED began as a conference bringing together innovators from the worlds of technology, entertainment and design. The organization's goal was, [...]

2018-10-30T09:50:12-04:00August 17th, 2012|1 Comment

Everything Old Is Yummy Again

by Chrysa SmithI don't know about your neighborhood, but here in the Philly burbs, there is a reborn phenomenon.It's frozen yogurt.Nothing new you say? Well, it's been popular since perhaps the 70's or 80's. I can remember when soft serve machines could now give you something that seemed healthier than ice cream---at least the name--mainly in two flavors: vanilla and chocolate. And of course, a greater variety has been available in grocery store [...]

2012-08-16T10:00:00-04:00August 16th, 2012|0 Comments

Living in a REAL Shore House

By: Mary Fran BontempoTo hear an audio version of this post, click the play arrow belowThey don’t make shore houses like they used to.Used to be that a shore house (or a beach house, for those not of the Jersey variety) was small, a tiny cottage just big enough for folks to sleep, eat and shower in. All anyone really needed since most time was spent at the beach. Traditionally, the shore house [...]

2018-10-30T09:50:15-04:00August 14th, 2012|5 Comments
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