About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

Christmas Gifts for People You Don’t Like

By: Mary Fran Bontempo Bye-bye Thanksgiving; hello shopping madness. For the next twenty-four days, most of us will be clomping around like the zombies on AMC's The Walking Dead, lurching from store to store in search of the perfect Christmas gifts for everyone on our lists, hoping for an appreciative "Ooohhh" or "Aaaahhh" for our efforts. Those efforts are assisted by the onslaught of advertising jammed down our throats advising us of what [...]

2018-10-30T09:41:44-04:00December 2nd, 2014|0 Comments

Thankful for…Squirrels?

By: Mary Fran Bontempo I think I'm finally done. About an hour ago, I came home from my seventy-sixth trip to the grocery store in preparation for Thanksgiving dinner. Okay, it wasn't really seventy-six trips, it was more like three hundred seventy-six. Or at least it felt that way. Regardless of my copious list-making, I inevitably forget something, which requires me to go back to the store, where I pick up the requisite [...]

2018-10-30T09:41:44-04:00November 25th, 2014|0 Comments

Thirty-One–Organizing and Gifts for the Holidays

By: Mary Fran Bontempo Picture it: You're headed out the door, loaded down with packages, food, wine bottles and, of course, your purse, the black hole, which weighs a ton and where things seem to go to disappear, never to be seen again. Before you leave, however, you have to figure out how to carry everything, so you embark on a scavenger hunt searching for bags, boxes, anything to help transport the stuff. [...]

2018-10-30T09:41:44-04:00November 21st, 2014|0 Comments

Much Ado About a Big Booty

By: Mary Fran Bontempo I'm ashamed to admit it, but I looked. Despite my aversion to their vapidness, stupidity and general uselessness, after hearing the latest uproar about the latest episode in the land of Kardashian over-exposure, I just couldn't help myself: I looked at the picture of Kim Kardashian's bum. Over-exposure it was. In case you missed it, and I don't know how you could have, last week, Kim Kardashian continued on [...]

2018-10-30T09:41:45-04:00November 18th, 2014|0 Comments
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