About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

Walkin’ in a Menopause Wonderland–A Cracked Christmas Carol!

By: Mary Fran Bontempo   Every year, the joyous music of Christmas Carols fills the air. However, few songs accurately convey the true experience of the season. Here’s my version (sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") for we ladies in the middle. Feel free to sing along!       Walkin' in a Menopause Wonderland   Sleigh bells ring; Are you listenin’? Though it’s cold, my skin is glistenin’. A frightening sight, [...]

2018-10-30T09:41:38-04:00December 22nd, 2014|0 Comments

But It’s a Tradition!

During this holiday season, I am particularly grateful that, having been at this writing thing for countless years now, I have over 800 columns squirreled away and can occasionally recycle one or two, with no one being the wiser. Unless I tell them, of course, which I'm doing now. As I indulge in the madness of the season, I hope you'll enjoy the re-run below. Happy Holidays!   By: Mary Fran Bontempo Tradition. [...]

2018-10-30T09:41:39-04:00December 16th, 2014|0 Comments

Tips to Craft the Perfect Christmas

By: Mary Fran Bontempo   [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent="yes" overflow="visible"][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type="1_1" background_position="left top" background_color="" border_size="" border_color="" border_style="solid" spacing="yes" background_image="" background_repeat="no-repeat" padding="" margin_top="0px" margin_bottom="0px" class="" id="" animation_type="" animation_speed="0.3" animation_direction="left" hide_on_mobile="no" center_content="no" min_height="none"] A lovely table top tree crafted when I was insane. I used to be so crafty. Not in the like a fox way, in the Martha Stewart way. Back when I was stuck at home with little ones, or, to be more politically [...]

2018-10-30T09:41:39-04:00December 9th, 2014|0 Comments
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