About Mary Fran Bontempo

MARY FRAN BONTEMPO is a speaker, author and humorist who teaches audiences to control their most powerful influence: Self-Talk. Author of The Woman’s Book of Dirty Words, and Not Ready for Granny Panties, Mary Fran proves small changes in self-talk yield big life changes, allowing individuals to redefine their lives both professionally and personally in a rapidly changing world. A Huffington Post and Thrive Global contributor, and regular columnist for Women’s Voices Magazine and Best Kept Self, Mary Fran inspires and motivates readers and listeners to tame the self-talk beast, leading them to personal and professional renewal and success. After thirty years’ experience as owner of a full-service recruiting firm, and finding herself in the middle of a perfect life storm—turning 50, a crashing economy, and most devastating, a son with serious addiction issues—Mary Fran created the blog, Not Ready for Granny Panties, authoring two books in the series and developing a life-affirming brand full of practical wisdom and wit. A frequent media guest and speaker, audiences delight in her empowering and entertaining message.

Which Sex and the City Character Are You?

By: Mary Fran Bontempo I really should get over it. But the truth is, I can't get enough of the adventures of Carrie Bradshaw and friends from the 1998-2004 HBO hit Sex and the City. While I never saw the originals, which I'm certain would have made me gasp and blush, the edited version of the series that seems to be on at some point every day has me hooked. Sex and the [...]

2018-10-30T09:40:35-04:00May 8th, 2015|0 Comments

A Summer Sweet Treat

By: Chrysa Smith My friend Cleta is a woman of discriminating taste---in home fashion, couture, culinary undertakings and of course---friends. So, it took me by a bit of surprise that she recommended a trip up to the outer limits of Ottsville, PA. Ottsville? Yes, Ottsville. Now if you know Ottsville, sorry to say, there ain't much there. Some nurseries, pretty scenery, the entrance to the state park. But I do know that the [...]

2018-10-30T09:40:35-04:00May 7th, 2015|1 Comment

It’s Quiz Time–What’s Your Passion?

Wedding season is not over at the Bontempo house, so original writing from me will be in short supply for the next few weeks. Until then, enjoy whatever I can find that looks fun and interesting and thank Chrysa Smith for coming up with original thoughts! The quiz below is fun and told me that my passion is communication. Very true, so perhaps there's something to this one. I'll be back in the [...]

2015-04-29T16:54:42-04:00May 1st, 2015|0 Comments

A Real-Life Miracle

By: Mary Fran Bontempo Miracles do happen. This past weekend, our son, David, married his fiance, Kelly, mother to our darling granddaughter, Emma. Cue angels singing, rays of sunshine filtering through the clouds, and rainbows. This was not just any wedding. For many, many years, David struggled mightily with alcohol and drug addictions. There were occasions when we weren't even sure he would live, let alone get a good job, buy a home, [...]

2018-10-30T09:40:36-04:00April 24th, 2015|0 Comments

Comfy Pants That Don’t Make You Look Like MC Hammer

By: Mary Fran Bontempo We've all seen them--women who wear sloppy, baggy sweat pants because they're "comfortable." Not only have we seen them; sometimes, they are us. (No need to raise hands. You know who you are.) As if sweats weren't bad enough, now we've got the resurgence of the MC Hammer harem pant. Ladies, they were ugly then and they're ugly now, unless, of course, you look like my 24 year old [...]

2018-10-30T09:40:36-04:00April 21st, 2015|0 Comments

Commandments for Being the Perfect Mother-in-Law

By: Mary Fran Bontempo Well, friends, this Saturday, I will officially become a mother-in-law. It's a scary thing. Not because of my future daughter-in-law. I mean she's lovely.  Damn it, there I go again, saying something potentially offensive and stupid without even realizing it! I'm determined to do my best to become the perfect mother-in-law, but I know it won't be easy because, well, I'm me. Check out my rules for my new [...]

2018-10-30T09:40:36-04:00April 15th, 2015|0 Comments
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